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Dear Reader,
If you’ve ever racked your brains trying to come up with ideas
to market your product or service – and make
bigger profits, then this letter will be the most exciting
you’ve ever read.
I Guarantee It!
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TEST DRIVE The Marketing Guy for 3 Months.
If after 3 months of studying my monthly Newsletter, you are not
completely thrilled by what you’ve learned (not to mention
the entertainment value) I will refund your entire subscription
fee PLUS $10!
NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
How can I be so confident? Well, to answer that, let me introduce
myself.
My name is Greg Milner and I’m the best marketing copywriter
this side of the International Date Line!
Big claim? You bet.
And I’ll back it up in a moment, but first let me tell you
about a dirty little secret that poisons most businesses, infects
the brains of almost every business person, and is almost guaranteed
to destroy cash flow and weaken a business so much it’s easy
prey for competitors.
The Dumb Mistake Almost All Businesses Make
If you’re reading this, you’re either already in business,
or thinking about getting into business, right?
Okay, let me tell you what most businesses do when times get tough….when
there’s a downturn in sales….when the competition eats
into market share…..ready for this?
They CUT BACK on Their Marketing!!!
Yep, they cut back on the ONLY activity that brings in the money!!
Listen. You want to know the big secret
to success in business? The amazing, remarkable thing that
super-successful people keep to themselves and let others think
they’re geniuses?
Okay, here it is: There are ONLY TWO THINGS that matter in business:
Product (or Innovation) and Marketing
Yep, that’s IT!
You see, most business people have this strange idea that marketing
is some airy-fairy concept promoted by smooth-talking ‘creative’
guys who wear their hair in pony-tails and work in advertising agencies
with lots of expensive office space and vast entertainment budgets.
Wrong. MY kind of direct response, measurable
marketing is the ONLY thing that brings
in the money! It’s very simple – you can’t
have a business without it.
But here’s what most people do when they start out in business….let’s
take the medical profession as an example, if only because most
people regard doctors and dentists as extremely clever and professional
people who make pots of money because they’re so good at business.
Nothing could be further from the truth, and here’s why
You see, doctors and dentists are like anybody else – plumbers,
painters, carpenters, bricklayers, you name it – who learn
a trade and then decide
“Gee, I want to be in business for myself!”
So our doctor spends years and years becoming skilled and highly
qualified in his chosen field, and then, one morning he wakes up
and decides to ‘hang out his shingle’ and go into business.
He sets up an office. Hires staff. Buys lots of expensive equipment,
the ‘tools of the trade’.
And waits. And waits. And waits for the
phone to ring.
And Nothing Happens!
Why? Because nobody knows
he’s there!
Our doctor, or plasterer, or builder, or accountant, has just made
the BIGGEST mistake a business person can make – having only
ONE HALF of the essential elements for ANY business.
Yep, he’s got the PRODUCT, but he doesn't’t have the
MARKETING. He’s spent maybe years learning his trade, the
technical aspects of his business – but they don’t teach
you marketing at accountancy school, they teach you accounting.
They don’t teach marketing at medical school…plumbing
apprentices don’t learn how to pitch for work, they learn
how to bend pipes and fix leaks.
So, What Can You Do?
Option #1: You can hire me – or somebody
like me – to do your marketing for you. And make no mistake,
if you had plenty of money and no interest in doing it yourself,
that would be a pretty good option. But it would be an expensive
one (up front, at any rate).
You see, I insist on spending a full day in a business, analysing
what they’re doing right, what they’re doing wrong,
and how best to maximise $$$s spent for $$$s returned, and for that
initial day consulting I charge
At least $3,500.00!
After that, if I’m needed to keep working with a business,
I’ll charge an on-going rate of $2,500 a day for a full day
a month working with the business.
How come I can charge such high fees?
Simple supply and demand!
Just take a quick browse through your local Yellow Pages, and
look under, say, Accountants. Count ‘em. Hundreds and Hundreds
of ‘em.
But in the entire world you can count on maybe just a few dozen
– maybe just a handful – of people like me, who can
put WORDS ON PAPER that create a
river of cash from hungry buyers!
And I learned it in one of the toughest markets on the planet –
COMMERCIAL TV.
That’s how come I can charge what I do for personal consulting
– and believe me, there are guys like Dan Kennedy and Gary
Halbert charging TWO OR THREE or FOUR times what I do!
But You Don’t Have to Pay Anywhere Near That to Learn What
I Know!
Option #2: You can subscribe to arguably the
BEST, MOST INFORMATIVE, OPINIONATED AND ENTERTAINING marketing newsletter
in the southern hemisphere
…and start putting it to use, RIGHT NOW!
Here’s what you get (at least) when you subscribe
to The Marketing Guy:
-
12 Monthly issues of The Marketing
Guy’s newsletter – at least 10 pages
every month, usually more, PACKED with stuff you can actually
put to use in YOUR BUSINESS, immediately. Not airy-fairy, high-minded
‘concepts’, not gossipy ‘industry news’
that’s interesting to pony-tailed creative types and nobody
else. I won’t – ever – pitch stuff to you
that involves you spending thousands, or tens of thousands,
on glossy TV or color magazine ‘image’ making, with
results you can only ever guess at. Just Nuts ‘n Bolts,
simple, commonsense TOOLS, TECHNIQUES and STRATEGIES that can
and should be used in ANY business.
VALUE $197
- TWO Critique Certificates
– send me any sales letter, Yellow Pages ad, brochure or
newspaper ad. I’ll send it back to you, with specific instructions
on what you need to do to turn it into a real puller, that magnetically
attracts prospects, who become customers, who become advocates
of your product or service. Now, if somebody walks in off the
street or phones me up and asks me to look at their marketing
efforts, I will routinely charge at least $800 just to critique
it. But as a Marketing Guy subscriber you get to use me TWICE
in any year!
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about ANY copywriting, advertising or sales issue that’s
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more if I have to go out of the office, so this is valuable time,
but let’s just say that over a year it’s worth a mere
VALUE $400
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More than two years worth of newsletters, reports and real-life
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(People say I’m an idiot for offering such a broad-ranging,
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